Random Thoughts

I threw out my back on Sunday night while loading the dishwasher.  Yes, really.  I did.  And I am NOT that old.  I swear!  Anyway, I've been hobbling around all week.  I stopped by the chiropractor on Tuesday and he fixed me up a little.  Problem is, this guy is rough.  He admits he's rough but that's how he adjusts people.  So not only did he get my hips and back re-aligned, he made me pretty damn sore on top of it.

Ok, forget it.  I'm just stopping here.  There is no way I can continue to write this post about my ailing back without sounding like I'm writing porn. 

Since I've been lazing around all week due to my condition, I am completely caught up on Tivo.  Shocking, no?  And since I haven't been running this week, I am amazed at how much time I seem to have on my hands.  So last night after the kid went to bed I went to Netflix streaming to see what was available.  I went to the Oscar category and picked the Foreign Language Film winner from 2009.  It's a movie called Departures and I must say it's quite interesting.  I am laughing though because the whole time I'm watching it I'm thinking "The Top Gay will NEVER watch this movie!"  Basically it's about a man who loses his job and returns home only to take a new job helping to prepare dead bodies for burial.  The Top Gay has serious issues with dead bodies.  And this film will NOT go over well with him.  Anyway, about half way through the flick I got exhausted (watching movies while laying around all week is HARD) so I went to bed.  Will finish up tonight and let you know.

Speaking of the Top Gay, he is the winner of the "Things Taken Out Of Context" line today.  I hereby give you his words of wisdom:

"In the waiting room waiting for the vampire to inject the tumors."

HA!  Classic.

And my final random thought for today, why the hell is everyone leaving for vacation EXCEPT FOR ME?!  Ugh.  This is, like, one of my biggest issues in life.  I am EXTREMELY jealous when people go on vacation and I'm stuck at home with nothing on the horizon.  It blows.  The Top Gay is cheating on me and jetting off to St. Maarten with a lesbian.  My mother is off to India (for fun).  H is off to the Caribbean next week.  My boss is off to some beachy spot this weekend followed by my other boss who departs next week.  Suckage all around.  I guess I will go home and finish my movie and be grateful that I'm not washing and putting makeup on dead bodies for a living.